Staple anxiety is real, folks. It's the fear of being stuck with a staple that just won't come out. But fear not! We've got tips to help you overcome your stapler-induced stress and anxiety.
When faced with a stubborn staple, take a deep breath in through your nose and out through your mouth. Visualize the staple coming loose. Visualize the paper being freed. Repeat as necessary.
Don't try to force it out. That's just going to make things worse. Grab a staple remover, and gently coax the staple out. It's like a gentle dance, really.
Join our online support group for staple victims. Share your stories, your fears, and your successes. You're not alone in this.
Avoid situations that trigger your staple anxiety. Take breaks from work, hobbies, and social media. You can't control the staplers, but you can control you.
We're here for you, even when you're stuck.